Stuff that I go through
Published on September 29, 2017 By snowedin In Current Events

Today was long and weirdly interesting. I stated out getting my grocery shopping done so I'd be back before my eye doctor appointment. While waiting to return home this guy said he heard that some where in Oregon this woman went on vacation leaving her six kids at home and got arrested for child endangerment because the children were two 12 year olds, one 9, one 8, one 5 and one 3. My guess is she thought two twelve year old children was the equivalent of one 24 year old... Then while going home on the radio this guy was telling a story about a guy that would have a woman jogger stop, pull down her pants and shit on his lawn. So the guy took this person to court and the person was formally a man and had a sex change and her/his argument was silly. This person claimed that since the surgery they could no longer control themselves and had to poop on this person's lawn and it was their First amendment right. The commentator said maybe if a person was to go to the White House and poop on the lawn they could make this erroneous stretch of the First Amendment. My thought for the guy who was having his lawn pooped on by this jogger is if the jogger has lost bowel control then the court should order her to get a colostomy bag.. Problem solved.  Well after all that I was on a bus and the bus couldn't complete the turn because some dim witted drivers. Fist there was a Black SUV illegally standing in the roar and a Buick that wouldn't move. Finally a pedestrian went up to the SUV and said to a person inside the vehicle they needed to move it. The person in the passenger's seat sat there like a dead brick and finally the woman that was the driver came out to the road, but just stared at the bus like she never saw a bus before. Wow I've had enough stupid weird stuff for awhile!


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on Jun 21, 2019

I read that people don't know the three branches of government.

1 tax increase

2 tax cut

3 gridlock

This has been a humorous interlude.

on Nov 03, 2019

Do we all work with people who get paid to get in the way?

Do you wish you could be them with the pay check and everything?   

 

on Nov 23, 2019

When you throw metal balls at truck windows to test them should you wear safety glasses?

on Dec 04, 2019

If people are homeless or need a job they could pedal an electricity generator 

and get paid by the output while they save the planet.

 

on Dec 05, 2019

I commuted to work 10 miles one way in a car that got 30 plus miles per gallon

my whole life. I stopped at the grocery store on the way home to not waste a trip.

I drove 30 miles average in the car on the weekend and rode a motorcycle on the week end

that got 35 to 50 miles to the gallon. Average motorcycle ride per week end 110 miles.

Now a movie star with a private jet wants me to save the planet.

Put a bike generator at the gym the movie star goes to and let him sweat to generate electricity,

if he really cares, I did my part.

 

on Jun 11, 2020

New regulations are written and passed by governments in the US every day

to make our communities better places for us to live.

Regulations to save the environment, clean the water, air, etcetera and bring in the taxes to do this.

Who enforces these regulations?

 

on Aug 06, 2020

US National Debt

 

1929 $ 17 billion

--------------------Multiplier 2.35 --Herbert C. Hoover - Franklin D. Roosevelt

1939 $ 40 billion

--------------------Multiplier 6.33 --Franklin D. Roosevelt - Harry S. Truman - World War 2

1949 $ 253 billion

--------------------Multiplier 1.13 --Harry S. Truman - Dwight D. Eisenhower

1959 $ 285 billion

--------------------Multiplier 1.24 --Dwight D. Eisenhower - John F. Kennedy - Lyndon B. Johnson

1969 $ 354 billion

--------------------Multiplier 2.34 --Richard M. Nixon - Gerald R. Ford - James E. Carter

1979 $ 827 billion

------------------------------Multiplier 3.45 --James E. Carter to 1981 - Ronald W. Reagan

1989 $ 2 trillion 857 billion

-------------------------------Multiplier 1.98 --George H. W. Bush to 1993 - William J. Clinton

1999 $ 5 trillion 656 billion

-------------------------------Multiplier 2.11 --William J. Clinton to 2000 - George W. Bush to 2008

2009 $ 11 trillion 910 billion

 

2017 $ 20 trillion times 3.45 equals (Multiplier 3.45 year 1979 to 1989)

2027 $ 69 trillion

2017 $ 20 trillion times 6.33 equals (Multiplier 6.33 year 1939 to 1949)

2027 $ 126.6 trillion

These are two possible out comes in the many worlds interpretation.

Don't panic.

on Sep 03, 2020

Could it be that Speaker Pelosi wasn't worried about covid 19 at the hair salon

because she got her hands on some of that Russian vaccine?

 

on Nov 29, 2020

Wear a mask, stay away from people, don't work, go out of business,

go bankrupt, loot, burn, protest and we will be getting rid

of the police.

This is our plan to keep you safe in the 21 century.

This has been a humorous interlude.

on Feb 01, 2021

Did they slow down the gamestop trading because the traders phone

batteries were old and the voltage was low?

 

on May 29, 2021

Ever wonder if the universe is just a train layout built into a coffee table

in someone's living room?

Every time the train goes by a man pops out a door waving a lantern.

 

on Jun 23, 2021

I heard they are going to put hydrogen in a balloon.

on Jun 26, 2021

UFO events that defy worldly explanation.

Explanation:

1 Equipment malfunction anomaly.

2 Equipment malfunction caused by sabotage.

3 Rare atmospheric disturbance not yet understood but local, natural.

4 Probability of cause emanating from alien contact almost zero but you still have hope.

 

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