Stuff that I go through
Published on September 29, 2017 By snowedin In Current Events

Today was long and weirdly interesting. I stated out getting my grocery shopping done so I'd be back before my eye doctor appointment. While waiting to return home this guy said he heard that some where in Oregon this woman went on vacation leaving her six kids at home and got arrested for child endangerment because the children were two 12 year olds, one 9, one 8, one 5 and one 3. My guess is she thought two twelve year old children was the equivalent of one 24 year old... Then while going home on the radio this guy was telling a story about a guy that would have a woman jogger stop, pull down her pants and shit on his lawn. So the guy took this person to court and the person was formally a man and had a sex change and her/his argument was silly. This person claimed that since the surgery they could no longer control themselves and had to poop on this person's lawn and it was their First amendment right. The commentator said maybe if a person was to go to the White House and poop on the lawn they could make this erroneous stretch of the First Amendment. My thought for the guy who was having his lawn pooped on by this jogger is if the jogger has lost bowel control then the court should order her to get a colostomy bag.. Problem solved.  Well after all that I was on a bus and the bus couldn't complete the turn because some dim witted drivers. Fist there was a Black SUV illegally standing in the roar and a Buick that wouldn't move. Finally a pedestrian went up to the SUV and said to a person inside the vehicle they needed to move it. The person in the passenger's seat sat there like a dead brick and finally the woman that was the driver came out to the road, but just stared at the bus like she never saw a bus before. Wow I've had enough stupid weird stuff for awhile!

Comments (Page 5)
on Nov 10, 2018

The Internet says the Humidity in my town is 47% right now.

I have two meters that say 69% right now.

Yesterday the news said Caitlyn Jenner's house burned down,

today the news said it didn't.


on Nov 10, 2018

No reason they say,

How about post traumatic hazing syndrome.

You have been hazed, get it?


on Nov 12, 2018

Today's Humidity at my location:

Internet says 16% right now.

I put the meter out side in the shade for two hours in the afternoon

and the lowest I got was 23% it says 54% inside with the window open right now.


on Nov 16, 2018

Jim Acosta pushed the interns arm down with his left arm.

on Nov 17, 2018

Expandable Baton Technique and Best Practices

on Nov 19, 2018

Brace yourselves.

The Internet says the Humidity in my town is 72% right now.

My meter says 72% right now.


on Nov 20, 2018

Do we live in a puppet show with reruns that is set to automatic for moments now and then?

on Nov 21, 2018

Is human sacrifice for religious reasons a state decision

or can the feds make a law against that?

on Dec 01, 2018

First Al Gore fixed the bacteria with antibiotics and now we have super gonorrhea.

Now Al Gore is going to fix the climate.

Don't forget Al Gore invented the Internet and soon he'll fix the planet and the universe.


on Dec 05, 2018

Scientists Measure the Total Brightness of the Universe: 4 x 10^84 Photons

I thought I would come up with my own estimate.

With a simple google search I found that.

200 billion galaxies x

100 billion stars per galaxy =

20000000000000000000000 stars in the universe.

Each star emits 10^45 photons per second on average.

Age of universe 14 billion years

Seconds in a year 31,536,000 x 14 billion years x 10^45 photons per second

x 20000000000000000000000 stars = 8.83008 x 10^84 Photons

Some stars came into existence later than others and some became massive black holes.

Some Photons were absorbed and I just turned on my flash light.

Disclaimer: I used a web calculator for the math which hopefully worked right.

Keeping them honest.

This has been a humorous interlude.

on Dec 12, 2018

I call this the no notch smart phone with pop up camera.

It doesn't have to pop up this far.

on Dec 13, 2018

I call this the no notch smart phone

with pop up camera bar and inflatable disco ball.

on Dec 14, 2018

The no notch smart phone with flying camera drone.

on Dec 17, 2018

Did your girl friend just dump you?

Don't waste ten years of your life, it's over.

Get a new one or buy a new car.

Learn to enjoy being alone.

The sooner you stop thinking about her the sooner

you'll wonder why you cared at all.


on Jan 07, 2019

This is a metaphor for everything.

My advice for 2019:

Check the air pressure in the tires yourself.

Adjust the brakes yourself.

Change the oil and filter yourself.

Open the hood and look at the engine.

If you don't look you'll never know.

Ignorance is bliss.