Stuff that I go through
Published on September 29, 2017 By snowedin In Current Events

Today was long and weirdly interesting. I stated out getting my grocery shopping done so I'd be back before my eye doctor appointment. While waiting to return home this guy said he heard that some where in Oregon this woman went on vacation leaving her six kids at home and got arrested for child endangerment because the children were two 12 year olds, one 9, one 8, one 5 and one 3. My guess is she thought two twelve year old children was the equivalent of one 24 year old... Then while going home on the radio this guy was telling a story about a guy that would have a woman jogger stop, pull down her pants and shit on his lawn. So the guy took this person to court and the person was formally a man and had a sex change and her/his argument was silly. This person claimed that since the surgery they could no longer control themselves and had to poop on this person's lawn and it was their First amendment right. The commentator said maybe if a person was to go to the White House and poop on the lawn they could make this erroneous stretch of the First Amendment. My thought for the guy who was having his lawn pooped on by this jogger is if the jogger has lost bowel control then the court should order her to get a colostomy bag.. Problem solved.  Well after all that I was on a bus and the bus couldn't complete the turn because some dim witted drivers. Fist there was a Black SUV illegally standing in the roar and a Buick that wouldn't move. Finally a pedestrian went up to the SUV and said to a person inside the vehicle they needed to move it. The person in the passenger's seat sat there like a dead brick and finally the woman that was the driver came out to the road, but just stared at the bus like she never saw a bus before. Wow I've had enough stupid weird stuff for awhile!


Comments (Page 2)
on May 10, 2018

If Sarah Palin had been on the ticket with someone

in the republican party they would have had a better chance to win.

 

on May 11, 2018

The reality of either box changes after you read the second box.

The order doesn't matter.

red light, green means yellow

red means green

on May 14, 2018

Looking for the answer?

Lets say that you live in a simulation like the matrix.

You make plans and execute your plans but in the long

run you notice that your plans always turn to crap.

There is only one explanation for this phenomenon.

You can't beat the entity who runs the matrix,

the entity's plans override your plans.

This was very apparent by the time I was 45.

Good luck.

 

on May 17, 2018

The romantic relationship graph.

Year3________^\

Year2_______^__\

Year1______^____\

___________________\

____________________\

_____________________\

______________________\

_______________________\

________________________\

_________________________\

Year4____________________>----*

Year5$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Year6$

Year7>----*

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Infinity>----*

on May 21, 2018

Ever notice when you go to a place that you have never been before

or start a new job? The first walk through looks great,

but after a year and a half you find out what is really going on.

 

on May 24, 2018

I have been thinking of a small metal box with marbles in it.

I think we could produce ten million a year with an assembly line.

I call it the "rattle box".

 

on May 29, 2018

Regarding the Fermi paradox:

Hi I am an extraterrestrial from the far side of the milky way.

I have been trying to contact humans on earth but everyone

ignores me. I was dropped off on earth to study life here.

There is no way I came from your loins.

We use a communicator for long distance transmissions that

you can't detect yet. I have a cloaking device with me,

I can stand right next to you and you won't ever see me.

 

on May 30, 2018

I think some people look smarter when they wear glasses.   

on May 30, 2018

Possible side effects of ambien

 

Rapid heartbeat

Nausea

Vomiting

Diarrhea

Loss of appetite

Impaired vision

Slow breathing rates

Muscle cramps

Allergic reactions

Memory loss

Inability to concentrate

Disorientation

Emotional blunting

Depression and/or suicidal thoughts

Insomnia

Nightmares

Sedation

Confusion

Dizziness

Aggression

Addiction

Rapid or irregular heartbeat

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Abdominal pain

Appetite loss

Double vision

Pinpoint pupils

Respiratory depression

Muscle cramps

Skin rashes

Abnormal body movements

Memory loss

Difficulty concentrating

Disorientation to place or time

Loss of emotional affect

Loss of pleasure in daily life

Depression

Suicidal thoughts or suicide attempts

Anxiety

Sleep disturbances

Nightmares

Excessive sedation

Confusion and disorientation

Lack of motor coordination

Slow response times

Delayed reflex reactions

Dizziness

Hallucinations

Impaired judgment

 

on Jun 04, 2018

Two and a Half Men just wasn't the same without Charlie Sheen was it?

It is no fun being the target of a joke, but someone always is, and the collateral damage.

Grow a thick skin.

Anyone remember Jimmy the Greek?

 

on Jun 04, 2018

"Tom Arnold Says Ex-Wife Roseanne Barr Is ‘Obviously’ A Racist"

Which means Tom Arnold has been using a racist to boost his career for decades,

I didn't even know he was still alive until Roseanne got the new show.

54 years on earth and I think everyone is a Racist.

So what.

 

on Jun 06, 2018

"Miss America Pageant to Scrap Swimsuits and Evening Gowns"

Legalized bare-knuckle boxing

Next, people fed to lions at the defunct football stadiums.

And don't forget your smart phone.

on Jun 07, 2018

Article on Huffpost: Does Rush Limbaugh Matter Anymore?

I think he is the most entertaining radio talk show host.

He is funnier than comedians I hear on the radio.

He has a unique view on politics and is really good at analyzing the political news.

He will make you think.

 

on Jun 10, 2018

"Can I ask about the economy because this economy is going pretty well?

I feel like the bottom has to fall out at some point. And by the way,

I'm hoping for it. Because I think one way you get rid of Trump is a crashing economy.

So, please, bring on the recession. Sorry if that hurts people,

but it's either root for a recession or you lose your democracy,"

Maher said on the Friday broadcast of his HBO show Real Time.

 

If Bill can hold on until 2030 his dream might come true.

He just has to make it to age 73.

I'm hoping for it.